btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck