I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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