Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.