Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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