I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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