i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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