I don't think brook has ever known best
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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