Porn is love you can see.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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