I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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