Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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