I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
only you would photoshop your dick
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Randomize