ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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