I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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