was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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