your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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