So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Farmville is her only friend.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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