There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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