I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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