found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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