So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Say something about gay babies.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
