Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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