Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The air taste purple.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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