I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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