Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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