he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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