So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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