ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.