Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.