Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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