So drunk its hurt
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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