That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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