He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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