i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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