I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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