You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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