Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm always down for nudity.
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