i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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