she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
where does the pee come out of this thing
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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