Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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