i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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