Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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