I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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