Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.