from now on my penis is your penis
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time