My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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