If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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