In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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