You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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