Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm at about main and main street
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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