these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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