You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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How external is "for external use only"?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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