I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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