office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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