when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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