I just saw a hot homeless man
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
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I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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