sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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