He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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