My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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