everyone is single if you try hard enough
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Someone came in the potted fern
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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