i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
