hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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