Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I forget how to act sober
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