WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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