Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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