what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i believe in u and ur pee
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
