the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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